Have you laughed today?

Laughter makes you live longer - or so they say.

Two women are shipwrecked on an island. Soon after reaching the island one of the women starts to panic and screams: “We’re going to die! We’re going to die! There is no food, no water, no shelter! We’re going to die!”
The other one - propped up against a palm tree - is pretty relaxed. She doesn’t seem to be concerned at all.
The first woman is still panicking and screaming: “We’re going to die! We’re going to die!”

Then she realizes how calm the other one is and asks: “Why are you so relaxed? You don’t seem to be worried at all. Why is that”
The second woman answers: “ I earn $100.000 a week.”
The first woman is confused, and says: “This is a lot of money, but I don’t see how this can help you right now. Even if you had the money with you, there is no place on this whole island where you could buy fresh water, food or material for shelter. We’re going to DIE!”
The second woman answers: “I earn  $100.000 a week, I am a member of a church, and I tithe 10% on the $100.000 to the church. My pastor will find me!”